Overheard...

Overheard while I was writing a paper and Jeremy was loading the washer-

Samuel – [from the bathroom] “Daddy, I have an enormous problem.”
Jeremy - “What is it Samuel?”
Samuel - “Everytime I wipe my bottom I keep getting poopoo on my finger.”
Jeremy - “Uhh, that sounds like a problem for Mama”
Samuel - “Mama!”

PS – I was laughing so hard from the declaration of “I have an enormous problem” I didn’t even hear the “problem” until it was described in detail at my ‘on site assessment’ in the bathroom. Samuel’s vocabulary surprises me everyday!