"I'm not selfish. I'm just thinking about me!!" - Samuel
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Daddy: "Mama doesn't have to go to school this week because her school said she doesn't have class."
Samuel: "But Daddy, schools don't talk - people talk."
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"Mama can we read my hop-up book?" - Samuel
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While playing in the backyard, my firetruck got stuck in the "fire hose"/ garden hose and it needed help -
"Mama, my firetruck is caught - We need a hero!"