Quotes

Mama: "Samuel, are you going to be a pilgrim for your Thanksgiving Feast at school?"
Samuel: "Mama, we aren't going to be pilgrims, we are just going to pretend!!!"

Mama: "Samuel do you know what we celebrate on Christmas?"
Samuel:" um, um..."
Mama: "We celebrate Jesus' birthday."
Samuel: "No we don't because Jesus is in heaven with his Father God - we can't have a party for him here!"

While eating chicken -
Samuel: "Mama, who killed this chicken?"
Mama: laughs too much to respond

Samuel: "Mama, when I grow up can I have an automatic game (meaning a video game he saw at walmart) that has frogs in it?
Mama: "Sure, when you get bigger"
Samuel: "Mama, when I am one hundred years old can I have a game with frogs in it then?"
Mama: "When you are 100 you can have whatever you want!"
Samuel: "Yippee!"

Mama found some Thanksgiving tatoos - pilgrims, pumpkins, leaves, hay bales and we put them on -
Samuel: "Mama, can you get this BAMBOO off of me?"